schwirl

to clean stuff

I ain't schwirled the kitchen surfaces yet!

by schwirl November 12, 2003

schwirl

Psycho-active state or agent

Dood, gimme that schwirl for later.
I was all in schwirl and couldn't do anything but sit and drool.
That song had me schwirlin'.

by Shizzo September 28, 2003

Schwirl

A mad spiraling energy either from a person or group that completely derails you from your path.

Dude I got totally schwirled from when I found out womens reproduction got taken away.. like what the heck kind swchirld we living in?

by Alchemeades August 10, 2022

Schwirm

Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!

I walked into the kitchen and my roommate was standing beside the stove, schwirming!

by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011

douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

by areku1 February 15, 2013

schwill

The act of taking a pull or swig directly from a bottle of liquor. Schwills are usually performed in a group while passing the bottle to the next person after each schwill. Schwills are not mixed, but can be pre-chased, chased (chaser), or be taken str8 up no chase.

"Let's schwill some of that bottle."

"Quit fckin double schwillin."

"Pass the schwillage."

by French Landis September 21, 2006

Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

by Kently March 18, 2005