Schwiggly

adjective:

An attractive man with natural body hair, especially a hairy chest. Describes a modern man who does not bow to the pressure of the 10,000 push ups-chest wax-spray tan regime because he is secure in his manhood and wants to spend his time doing something less boring instead.

Used as a term of endearment by both hetero girls and gay guys about their boyfriends, especially bears and cubs.

"mmm.... shimmy that schwiggly butt over here, sugar"

"Aw, look at you all schwiggly naked."

Emphatic use includes: Schwiggly Wiggly.

eg: Aw! my Schwiggly Wiggly!

fluffy furry hairy bear cub

by GretaBritain March 17, 2011

scriggly bits

A term created by Larry Mills III, meaning random flakes of weed left over from smoking. They can be found on your tray or the floor. If they are found on the floor it's usually a sign that Terrell was there, these are known as Terrell droppings.

Look that table has scriggly bits on it. Larry was here.

by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Schmigly

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.

"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."

by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Schmigglet

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

by Kently March 18, 2005

schwilly mama

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.

Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.

by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007