Schwerdes 

Extreme amount. Massive value.

Bro A: Dude I'm running late with no time to stop at a shop...how many cigarettes do you have lift?

Bro B: You can bum from me. I have schwerdes

Schwerdes by tittebie October 14, 2022

Schweppes 

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

Schwarzes 

The German word for "black," also used in Yiddish and other derivations as slang for a "black person."

OMG...uns schwarzes kerl in Deutschland?

"omg a black guy in germany?"

Schwarzes by Whatthehellareyoulookingat January 7, 2009

alter schwede 

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

alter schwede by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017

Schweppes 

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana

Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.

Schweppes by Linda Richman January 14, 2009

schwerps 

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.

A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!

schwerps by TRMW October 2, 2009

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

Not the full can of Schweppes. by smurfette5 August 21, 2012