Schweppa 

To the best of my knowledge, the term originated in Southern portions of Louisiana. To be more specific, New Orleans and the surrounding area. The term has recently become widely used because it is very versatile and not truly considered vulgar.

A term used as an alternative to bitch. Not as offensive, but still mildly derogatory and belittling. It is not ever really used in an angry or hostile way: One would not call another a Schweppa to provoke a fight or truly disrespect them.

It is used more so to convey that one is anywhere from trifling to just being foolish. Most often used in a playful and light hearted manner whether it is called for or not.

Properly pronounced "sh-w-e-ppa" (soft "e" and soft "a".)

(Noun):
1)"Man i love that dude, but he's nothing but a damn Schweppa!" (meaning dumbass)
2)"It's getting late; Where the fuck are those Schweppas?" (refering to friends)
3)"What's up, Schweppa?" (greeting)
4)"Fuck that schweppa!" (aggravated yet not angry)
5)"Let's go out tonight and snatch up a couple of schweppas to take home."(meaning bitches)

(Adj.):
1)"Man thats some Schweppa ass shit... That's fucked up."(meaning stupid, undisireable, dick, ect.)

Schweppa by Brian Guidry January 4, 2009

Schweppes 

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

Schweppin' 

Shorthand for 'schwepping', a common southern exclamation.

Bro: Here, have an extra Dr Pepper.
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(

Schweppin' by Fat Cock Gamer February 17, 2021

Schweppes 

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana

Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.

Schweppes by Linda Richman January 14, 2009

schweppervesence 

-noun The essence of the club soda Schweppes.

-noun, slang Can describe the simplicity of something, since Schweppes is known for being simple.

"Keeping the schweppervesence
street ghetto essence inside us
cause it provides us
with the proper insite to guide us." -- MC AZ The Visualiza's verse in "Life's a bitch" from Nas' Illmatic album, 1994;

schweppervesence by Jason 13 October 7, 2008

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

Not the full can of Schweppes. by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

Schwepp 

A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".

Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!

Schwepp by SchweppLover December 30, 2011