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Schmebar 

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.
Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

Scribombulous scheebadoodle

The worst insult anyone could call you. It's meaning is something unspeakable, even in this eternal hellhole that is the internet. It's not even considered a slur, which only makes it worse, as the person saying it doesn't even consider you worth enough to sacrifice their profesionality just to insult you.
+:"Shut the hell up you scribombulous scheebadoodle"
-:*dies instantly*

schwebbed 

Exposed for being phony.
He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.
schwebbed by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015
Dublin knackers mating call to each other, often let out in a loud screach, much like a seagull. Often used as a back up call to fellow inmates or 'budz' when starting fights or 'scraps'. When used by professionals can only be heard by members of the same herd or 'gang' as it is too highpitched to be heard by regular ears (akin to dog whistles).
Lazzo: "Schwear ladzzz, they're schtartin' budz!"
Davo: "we're comin' Lazzo, we're comin'! SCHWEAARRRRRRRRR!"
schwear by Fiona&Maz June 11, 2006
Extreme approval of something gnarly.
Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!
schwea by Bryan April 5, 2005

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.
I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.
Beef Schweat by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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