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Schwephead 

Someone who loves Schweppes a bit too much, Just means they're an absolute nonce who loves a glass of lemonade
Barry: "I absolutely love Schweppes lemonade!"
Barbara: "Ew, Barry, You absolute Schwephead"
Barry: "Shut up, Barbara, You love stinky cheesy noncey toes"
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schmeghead 

schmeghead

The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."
"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."

"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper
schmeghead by Bellaferoche August 30, 2014
a useless teenage nerd with a messed up hair style, with a fit mum
hey sheephead, u smell
sheephead by calum e mason May 30, 2006
is a popular tv personality form the famous soccer am show.
come on ye wymen.
Sheephead by SeanX May 21, 2003
Sheephead by Anonymous November 4, 2003

schwepped 

The act of being intoxicated by a non- alcholic beverage to a point where you lose all control and begin to enter into a state of misery, which leads to stumbling,vomiting, Bloody diarreha,passing out, friends drawing on your face and or body, and waking up the next day with a delicious taste in your mouth and a partial headache
Man we bought a case of Schweppes lastnight and i drank 6, and i got so schwepped i took a diarrhea on my neighbors dog, but i woke up with the taste of ginger in my mouth, so i moved on
schwepped by los dragon bonito January 28, 2012
Sheephead by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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