The disgraced sibling of 'pattyshop'. A sweetieshop is when the standards and operations of a business/organization, are so subpar, that to call it a pattyshop, would be an insult to the hard-working pattyshops in existence. This word is also popular in Jamaica. However, unlike pattyshop, users of the word do not believe that the tragic establishment, can do better.

Call-Center Worker 1: No sah, kinda pattyshop dis?
Call-Center Worker 2: No girl, ya diss Tastees. This a one sweetieshop.

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Shweetness

Havinig Shweetness is to have awesomeness, amazingness, or any other word that has a posotive meaning towards the person who has shweetness.

The essence of being Shweet

Kayla is so fucking shweet

Dude, me and Kayla got to 3rd! No way! Shweetness

Did you see Kayla's ass? Shweetness

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sweeties

Common scottish (glaswegian) term for ecstacy

have you got any sweeties left, im on 3

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schweetie

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.

Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby

schweetie by yo bebe May 20, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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