schwatiest 

The version with the biggest amount of schwa vowels in a word or sentence.

Person 1: I am going to go to the store
Person 2: Dude, stop it, make it the schwatiest
Person 1: Ok... Immana go to the store

schwatiest by PCubiles August 24, 2021

schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

schwaisted Sloth by slother111 December 15, 2009

Schtiesty 

Getting fingered bye your grandpa while watching gangnam style on repeat until you cum on his crusty forehead so he can moisturize his balls

Granpa come get schtiesty real quick

Schtiesty by Shedhasan8inchpenis December 28, 2022