The time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. But instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor Jason Schwartzman's movies.
Person A: happy Schwartzmas! i got you a collection of Wes Anderson films!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!
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Get the Schwartzmas mug.Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.
Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.
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Ross: hi mr schwartzando!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!
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