Schwartzmas

The time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. But instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor Jason Schwartzman's movies.

Person A: happy Schwartzmas! i got you a collection of Wes Anderson films!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!

Schwartzmas by icandefinestuffsotakethat December 4, 2011

robert schwartzman 

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.

Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.

robert schwartzman by MollyStarz April 29, 2008

jason schwartzman 

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

jason schwartzman by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

schwartza 

Yiddish or German term meaning "black person". It is not a hateful term.

Shaquille O'Neal is considered a schwartza since he is a black man.

schwartza by Michael Schwartz November 3, 2004

schwartza 

A Yiddish term that American Jews use to call a black person a "nigger" without them knowing. It is extremely derogatory

Dad, why did you call Kobe Bryant a dumb schwartza when he hit the winning shot against us?

schwartza by Ahomes23 May 11, 2008

schwarzgasm 

Getting a bit 'too' excited about a Arnold Schwarzenegger

When watching a movie and arnie makes a cameo... its that tingley feeling!

Thats the Schwarzgasm

schwarzgasm by Arnies bastard son October 1, 2011

Schwartzando 

A musical term that is similar to a sforzando. Signals to get loud and then soft quickly with sudden accent and attack.

Ross: hi mr schwartzando!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!

Schwartzando by Shsmixer98 November 17, 2013