Schwarbled 

The state of existence, when you are mentally/physically/emotionally affected by just the right amount/combination of calculated substances to pull off a balanced human experience.

Q: How are you feeling tonight?.

A: I am perfectly "schwarbled"

Schwarbled by BenMarksTheSpot July 21, 2023

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

Schwabbed by M. Veener March 27, 2010

schnarble 

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

schnarble by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011

Schwarber'd 

When a local establishment holds a raffle for a jersey, but you are convinced you have been bamboozled, hoodwinked or lied to about the winning raffle ticket.

The local bar had a raffle and we think we were schwarber'd

Schwarber'd by schwarber'd October 25, 2016