shwarbled

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The state of existence, when you are mentally/physically/emotionally affected by just the right amount/combination of calculated substances to pull off a balanced human experience

Q: How are you feeling tonight?

A: I am perfectly "shwarbled"

shwarbled by BenMarksTheSpot July 19, 2023

Words you can keep

Shwable

The act of putting a males testicles over a female's nostrils and the male's penis into their mouth.

"Yeah... Shwable that bitch, she cant breathe can she?"

Shwable by Jared Byrne December 20, 2008

Related Words

shwarbled • Schwarbled • shwambledort • Sharpled • Shartled • Shambledandy • sharbles • Shmargled • shnarkledarn • shwabble

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

shwabble

a large quantity one thing.

give me a shwabble of spagetti

a Shwabble of ninja's came out of the ceiling

shwabble by Shabblemasta123 January 16, 2010

Shambledandy

One who thrives amidst chaos or ruins; a slumlord, vulture.

DJ Danger Mouse, cutting and pasting long-forgotten and obscure songs, has become a shambledandy within the music industry.

Shambledandy by Trevor Wilcox September 6, 2006

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER

an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.

person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

Sharpled by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026