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Schwankles

This is the swinging hanging part of the calf, above the ankle.
wow, you have big schwankles!
by Laura Bormann October 4, 2007
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Swankles

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
by DrnorJ May 25, 2016
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shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.
guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008
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schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.
When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.
by jon62551 August 21, 2005
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schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.
"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"
by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014
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Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.
Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!
by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019
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shwankfest

a gymnasium full of shwankers.
alex met his boyfriend while at a Umass frat shwankfest
by chea6969 August 27, 2006
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