schwagger 

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

schwagger by Dankins February 25, 2008

Schwagger 

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

Schwagger by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011

schwagger 

The ablity for a white person to have ablities at sports similar to a black person with swagger

*makes a bball shot*
Travis-Niice, you got some serious swagger
Mike-Nah I got schwagger

schwagger by dyleon696 April 26, 2009

Schwagger Napper 

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

Schwagger Napper by fezzyone October 8, 2011

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.

Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.

Schwagtrulescent by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

Schnegger 

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.

Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...

Schnegger by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010