Schwagger

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011

schwagger

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

by Dankins February 25, 2008

schwagger

The ablity for a white person to have ablities at sports similar to a black person with swagger

*makes a bball shot*
Travis-Niice, you got some serious swagger
Mike-Nah I got schwagger

by dyleon696 April 26, 2009

Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 8, 2011

schwaggered

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013