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Schwager 

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.
Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.
Schwager by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009
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schwager 

A group of hotties who wear mini shorts
Dude: Hey! Schwagers! Get over here!
schwager by MO765654354 March 8, 2009

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.
Schwagtrulescent by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

Schlager Fuchs 

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"
Schlager Fuchs by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007

schlagered 

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels
i'm going out to get schlagered.
schlagered by ez September 24, 2004

schlager 

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.
"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"
schlager by Bonteburg May 27, 2006