Schwager

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.

Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.

by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009

schwager

A group of hotties who wear mini shorts

Dude: Hey! Schwagers! Get over here!

by MO765654354 March 8, 2009

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.

Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.

by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

Schlager Fuchs

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.

"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"

by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007

Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.

“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”

by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004