JonkoXL's definitions

Mental Gear Solid

The act of sneaking inside somewhere (shopping malls, gas stations) while dressed like a total moron.

That guy totally Mental Gear Solid that shopping mall. People where like omfg, look at that retard.

by JonkoXL June 22, 2013

Buenos Retardes

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013