German word for "Protector Dwarf"/"Protector Midget"; describes a small person who is hired to protect others because of their heigth, hence their invisibility for enemies. They are oftentimes nice persons, but can be a bit off at times.
Hai is a Schutzzwerg, although he cant really protect me. He's the Schutzzwerg of my heart.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.