schutzzwerg

A german word for a midget trying to look cool while yielding a sword double the size of the midget.

Yo, that Schutzzwerg looks reel swaggy

by Kaiser Maximilian XI February 19, 2017

Schutzzwerg

German word for "Protector Dwarf"/"Protector Midget"; describes a small person who is hired to protect others because of their heigth, hence their invisibility for enemies. They are oftentimes nice persons, but can be a bit off at times.

Hai is a Schutzzwerg, although he cant really protect me. He's the Schutzzwerg of my heart.

by Schutzzwerglover February 27, 2017