Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

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Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

Bump n' Scroll by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

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the elder scrolls

The elder Scrolls is a game series developed by Bethesda Softworks, and possibly one of the greatest RPG sereis of all time, Entries to the series include: Arena, II Daggerfall, III Morrowind, IV Oblivion and of course, the most recent entry, V Skyrim

What's your favourite single player western fantasy RPG series?

Do You even need to ask?

The Elder Scrolls?

The Elder Scrolls!

the elder scrolls by CaptainZaphod April 17, 2014

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scroll 'n' lol

Surfing on a funny image-based website for a long time without any facial expression - sometimes interrupted by slightly smiling or gasping.

Mostly done whenever you actually have lots of things to be done.

-Dude, are you again sittin' all night in front of this 9gag-website?
-Yeah.. I've an assignment due tomorrow.
-Great bro, scroll 'n' lol!

-What are you doing?
-Nothing, just scroll 'n' lol.

scroll 'n' lol by mr.ukas October 24, 2012

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