Zacktion

Zack-like words and deeds intended to promote and defend what is right and just. Zacktions may be committed on behalf of elected officials or initiated by a Zackerspaniel.

More Zacktion is needed to make the world a better place!

by Zackerspaniel September 03, 2021

Zackerspaniel

A person who is compelled to Zacktions through a Pavlovian response incited by an opportunity to improve the world or through agitation from disagreeable people (see "flatulence")

The Zackerspaniel couldn't pass the garbage on the street without picking it up.

by Zackerspaniel September 03, 2021

Flatulence

Everybody knows that a pack is a group or dogs, a flock is a group of birds, a crash is a group of rhinos, etc...but what do you a call a group of Trump supporters? A flatulence.

There was a flatulence of maskless Trump supporters at the airport.

by Zackerspaniel September 03, 2021

Schrallenge

A competition that a Zackerspaniel must win, often an athletic or political debate.

The Zackerspaniel was presented with a schrallenge to climb the steep hillside.

by Zackerspaniel September 03, 2021

Schroll

A person who exploits a Zackerspaniel to commit Zacktions for their personal amusement.

Brian schrolled Zack with his text message from October 28, 2017.

by Zackerspaniel September 03, 2021