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Schrödinger's Ball

Ball knowledge suspended in a superposition in the collective conscience of humanity between common and elite.

To the individual, ball is naturally in the elite state of ones mind, but once it has been observed (i.e. learned) it collapses into the common state.

In this way the ball knowledge is both common and elite simultaneously until an individual has been observed. In which case the knowing will declare it common, and the unknowing will declare it elite.
Person 1. "common man that's common ball knowledge, everyone knows that"

Person 2. "You only think that because you know it yourself and learned it yesterday. It's Schrödinger's Ball."
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Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler 

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

Schrodinger's Balls 

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

Schrodingers Balls 

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026