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SchoolFag 

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A SchoolFag is someone who genuinely enjoys school and is dismayed when it's the weekend or when school is canceled for whatever reason.
1. Richard is a Schoolfag because he hates it every time there is a snow day.

2. Everyone in the Student Council is a SchoolFag.
SchoolFag by Ik0101 February 22, 2011
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Schoology 

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A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.
God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.
Schoology by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020

schoology 

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A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.
Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.
schoology by monsterock666 April 20, 2014

schoolmarm 

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(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior

(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm
(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.

(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.
schoolmarm by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016

Schoolaholic 

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Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose
You are a schoolaholic
Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

Schoolyard Heroes 

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Seattle-area band, consisting of Ryann Donnelly (lead vocals), Jonah Bergman (bass, vocals), Steve Bonnell (guitar), Brian Turner (drums).
Their first CD, "The Funeral Sciences" was put out in 2003.
Awesome band, not like everything else!
"You should really check out Schoolyard Heroes!"
Schoolyard Heroes by SoMeOne March 23, 2005

schoolfucked 

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The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.

Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?

Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.

Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
schoolfucked by kidolmao October 25, 2016
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