schoollage 

your about to ask a friend/ family member how their day was. but you are actually unsure if they go to collage, or school. so you merge the words together in the hope that it may sound like one of the 2 words. So therefore you don't end up looking any more of a complete and utter idiot that you already are.

How was your day at schoollage?
its collage actually! Was alright thanks!

schoollage by stakzent September 27, 2010

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

fat kids schoolbag 

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

fat kids schoolbag by julian June 18, 2006

Schoolag 

A prison that tries to disguise itself as a place of learning.

Guy 1: Wand to go hang out at the mall?
Guy 2: Sorry, I have to go to Schoolag.

Schoolag by O' Chungus September 21, 2022

schwillage 

Material used to get schwilled, or material used to get drunk.

I had to go to some contacts to get some schwillage for the night.

schwillage by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

SchoolFag 

A SchoolFag is someone who genuinely enjoys school and is dismayed when it's the weekend or when school is canceled for whatever reason.

1. Richard is a Schoolfag because he hates it every time there is a snow day.

2. Everyone in the Student Council is a SchoolFag.

SchoolFag by Ik0101 February 22, 2011

Schoolcare 

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.

Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."

Schoolcare by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013