Schoolag 

A prison that tries to disguise itself as a place of learning.

Guy 1: Wand to go hang out at the mall?
Guy 2: Sorry, I have to go to Schoolag.

Schoolag by O' Chungus September 21, 2022

Schoology 

A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.

God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.

Schoology by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020

schoology 

A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.

Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.

schoology by monsterock666 April 20, 2014

Schoolgirl'd 

Going 0-for-4 sexually

Joey definitely Schoolgirl'd Leslie the other night. Dude couldn't get it up and went 0-fer in the sack.

Schoolgirl'd by PhillyKing June 25, 2010

schoolgirlslaughter 

Useful psychological test. Does the person reading the phrase see:

a) school girls laughter

or

b) school girl slaughter

Can be handy when attempting to make a sweeping judgement of someone's mental state.

Person: "Read this phrase, what does it say?"

Other Person: "Er... school girl slaughter?"

Person frantically presses emergency alarm under desk...

schoolgirlslaughter by in-effect July 6, 2004

Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose

You are a schoolaholic

Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

schoolgirl pin 

When a girl wrestles another girl down onto her back and then proceeds to sit on top of her chest, breasts or neck while straddling her knees on either side.

This move is used in unorthodox female wrestling, like erotica or unofficial wrestling competition. It is very hard to escape from, especially if the person initiating the move is heavier than the girl underneath and has good balance. It is also very nice to watch.

Girl sits on another girl's chest. Yay schoolgirl pin.

schoolgirl pin by Monkey117 October 30, 2007