Schomboner 

An erection that was caused by an attractive homosexual or homosexuals.

When I saw him I got a schomboner.

or

When those girls kissed I got a schomboner.

Schomboner by Tatony! July 3, 2008

schoolboner 

An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.

James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."

Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."

schoolboner by Mr Pelon January 30, 2012

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner 

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009

Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.

"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."

Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

Ghetto-Schooner by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008