schoonering

#1
The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

#2
The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants

I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight

by The(famous) March 19, 2008

schooner

The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

Two schooners of New thanks mate.

by Big Jase May 6, 2005

schooner

a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner

any tall ship.
"i went out on my schooner last weekend do drink some schooner."

by schooner love June 18, 2008

schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise March 28, 2012

Schooner

A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.

B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!

A. Ummmmm....Beer.

B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"

by The Cash Man June 19, 2004

Schooner

Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.

1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!

by LOVERS! December 16, 2010

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 21, 2019