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schoeman 

Schoeman is givin to those who are capable of living life with utmost importance. They are usually bubbly, cheerful and very energetic. They love being around friends and making them have fun. Don't mess with a Schoeman and tell them the 'ch' is not pronounced as a "k", otherwise you might just find yourself in a grave long forgotten from society.
Schoeman is a great person.
schoeman by Wiseelder January 27, 2021
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Schemantic

Cross between the words: 'Semantic' & 'Schematic'

Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.

b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.

2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.

3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

4. general semantics.

Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.

–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.

Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.
Schemantic: TBA
Schemantic by CanuckyDucky June 28, 2009

rhyme schemantra

While in a Zen trance he began to recite his poetic rhyme schemantra
Damn, josh schiemaned me so hard last night
Schieman by penislover696969 November 2, 2009

schokman 

A brave, charming, person who are the best in the world at everything. They are kind and generous, but when they need to be, they are fierce fighters. Nothing and no-one can stand in their way at any cost. If you happen to cross paths with a "Schokman" you wont pick a fight with them because there is nothing you can do that will stop them from bringing you down in flames.
WOW! He was such a Schokman when he saved that girl from getting kidnapped. She has a Schokman's spirit the way she beat that world record. They are such a Schokman family, because they always go out on dangerous hikes. He got that girls number like a true Schokman
schokman by Dman Schokingson June 6, 2016
God of socom, he is a leader and people follow him, people love him for his cock and wish to pound him in his ass, though he will not allow it you gay homo
That shoeman, is a person.
shoeman by shoeman March 20, 2003
a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.
if only shoeman were here, he'd glue my mums eyes shut. Fucking Shoeman, hes the best and not gay.
shoeman by potter the govna' October 27, 2007
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