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Shnitted 

verb. When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants.
My supervisor had to leave early, she shnitted and had a horrible shit stain on the back of her pants.
Shnitted by arrears 2 worker January 3, 2011
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Shnitted 

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.
Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..
Shnitted by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

Shnitted 

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.
Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.
Shnitted by casterfields August 15, 2016

shitted on 

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.
1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now
shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real
Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted
Shitted by Causefuckit69 February 26, 2020
Basically means shit but it’s past tense.
Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.
Shitted by Shitted May 27, 2018
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