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Shnitted 

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.
Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..
Shnitted by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

Shnitted 

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.
Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.
Shnitted by casterfields August 15, 2016

shitted on 

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.
1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now
shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real
Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted
Damn dude u look shitted as fuck
Shitted by Causefuckit69 February 26, 2020
Basically means shit but it’s past tense.
Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.
Shitted by Shitted May 27, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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