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schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.
"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."
by slagitor November 1, 2013
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Schnatter

The act of soiling one's self after consuming low quality chain store pizza.
Philip: "Oh no, I ate Papa John's, and now I have the bubble guts!"
Gwendolyn: "Fuck, Philip! Don't Schnatter yourself in my Elantra!"
by Bittah Cupcakes March 8, 2021
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john schnatter-face

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.
"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"
by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015
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Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.
"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012
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scatterfold

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up
The pigs are here, scatterfold!
by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018
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Schattenparker

German word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. Not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. He should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people.
Maybe "shadowparker" is a equal translation.
Look at this guy, he watches girls movies, what a Schattenparker.
by Delden November 24, 2009
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Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet
by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009
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