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Lacking the ability to cover large distance with your ejaculatory juices.

Schnut = Short Nut
I intended to give her the facial, but I schnutted on her chest in disappointment.

I have been practicing my distance in the shower, but all I seem to get is a little schnut.

All I seem to do is schnut.
by The Stub Schnut December 29, 2010
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a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it
I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.
by Scott March 09, 2004
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