Schmut
Schmut by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022
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Schmut
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schmutz • Schmutzvering • schmutt • schmut • Schmutty • Schmutzwuffel • schmutzy • schmute • schmutter • schmuttkis
schmut
to aquire an electronic virus downloads or other detramental problems in common electronics. Found most commonly in computers
schmut by Russel Moore July 30, 2008
David Schmitt
David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!
*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!
* opponent is defeated*
*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!
* opponent is defeated*
David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013
Schmuckers Slap
When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
schmuckbag
A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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