schnort

A small penis. Opposite of a schlong.

Let's have a look at your schnort! Put your schnort away!

by Mattysimpooo July 22, 2016

Caflorkle Schnort

A subtle way of describing someone as a cocaine addict.

Hey, Jimmy is such a caflorkle schnort ayy

by SkyHawk1311 June 12, 2017

Schnort

To take a sip of alcohol directly from the bottle. Typically, Fireball or other cinnamon flavored booze. Commonly used amongst Finnlanders who reside in Northern Minnesota.

Schnorts of dat Hot 100 tho!
Heeey there, how's it goin' ? You wanna a couple schnorts of this Fireball?

by Sflower0326 May 21, 2018

Garble-schnorting

The act of faking out/kidding someone, usually sending them into an ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

Screw ball: OMG dude i think i just stepped on ur phone while it was charging...!

Friend of screw ball: ARE YOU GARBLE-SCHNORTING ME!?!?

by MugShootr June 29, 2011