schnort

A small penis. Opposite of a schlong.

Let's have a look at your schnort! Put your schnort away!

by Mattysimpooo July 22, 2016

Schnort

To take a sip of alcohol directly from the bottle. Typically, Fireball or other cinnamon flavored booze. Commonly used amongst Finnlanders who reside in Northern Minnesota.

Schnorts of dat Hot 100 tho!
Heeey there, how's it goin' ? You wanna a couple schnorts of this Fireball?

by Sflower0326 May 21, 2018

Caflorkle Schnort

A subtle way of describing someone as a cocaine addict.

Hey, Jimmy is such a caflorkle schnort ayy

by SkyHawk1311 June 12, 2017

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Schort

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010