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Schnortal 

When you laugh while taking a load in the mouth and cum comes out of your nose.
He made a funny sound when he came in my mouth, and it made me schnortal. It burned like hell.
Schnortal by PapaGoat March 18, 2017
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Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnörwangen 

the name of an ultra hot slaying boy bitch that knows about the finest pickles in a jar
"oh look he slays the day away, he surely is a schnörwangen"
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."

schnorfle 

To rummage about in a sporadic manner
"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.
schnorfle by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

Schnottlesalt

When a minger blows their nose into a tissue and then proceeds to inspect what they have produced. The snot tends to be stringy and a rather gross green colour. This tissue maybe used up to three hundred times before being disposed of.
Ewww! Have you seen Holly schnottlesalting over there in that corner!?!?!
Schnottlesalt by JBT March 26, 2008
Let's have a look at your schnort! Put your schnort away!
schnort by Mattysimpooo July 22, 2016

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.
Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!
Schmorgalot by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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