Schnortal

When you laugh while taking a load in the mouth and cum comes out of your nose.

He made a funny sound when he came in my mouth, and it made me schnortal. It burned like hell.

by PapaGoat March 18, 2017

Schnorkel

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnörwangen

the name of an ultra hot slaying boy bitch that knows about the finest pickles in a jar

"oh look he slays the day away, he surely is a schnörwangen"
"Have you heard of john paradise? He is honored to live at Schnörwangens"
"Do you know the biggest girl boss? It is Kirsten Schnörwangen indeed."

by A fine pickle jar February 9, 2023

schnorfle

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

Schnottlesalt

When a minger blows their nose into a tissue and then proceeds to inspect what they have produced. The snot tends to be stringy and a rather gross green colour. This tissue maybe used up to three hundred times before being disposed of.

Ewww! Have you seen Holly schnottlesalting over there in that corner!?!?!

by JBT March 26, 2008

schnort

A small penis. Opposite of a schlong.

Let's have a look at your schnort! Put your schnort away!

by Mattysimpooo July 22, 2016

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.

Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!

by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010