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Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnorfle 

To rummage about in a sporadic manner
"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.
schnorfle by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

Shnarful 

A term used to simply mean, somewhere, somehow, shnarf is watching you.
Dude what's that feeling I'm getting? Oh, Shnarful!

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I can feel it, oh, Shnarful, he's watching me!
Shnarful by The Dark Paladin June 24, 2008

Schnarfling 

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle
She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!
Schnarfling by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023
someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.
He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.
schnorkus by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

schnarfle 

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.
"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."
schnarfle by rossco321 May 24, 2008