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Schnobbler 

one who shnobbles
Oh, now what the hell did u do?! You stupid schnobbler, how are we supposed to milk the cow now?!
Schnobbler by John November 28, 2003

Cob schnobbler 

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.
I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

Cock Snobbler

When you get smacked with a penis and cum comes flying onto your nose
Jim: Yo, last night my girl turned into a cock snobbler!
Tim: I wish my girl would turn into one.
Cock Snobbler by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

Schnibble 

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!
Schnibble by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009

Schnibblet

Ohh, I fancy a little schnibblet... maybe some churros
Schnibblet by honestgrapies June 9, 2018

Schnobble 

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.
Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...
Schnobble by Alex 3 December 24, 2008