schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

shnockered

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

shwokered

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018