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Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.
schnilzer by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008

Schniblo-Tag 

Der Schniblo-Tag ist ein Feiertag der in 2002 in Amerika als Steak and BJ-Day erfunden wurde. Er findet am 14 März statt, er gilt als Gegenteil vom Valentinstag, da am Valentinstag die Frauen beschenkt werden und dann einen Monat später die Männer.
Der Schniblo-Tag setzt sich aus Schnitzel und Blowjob zusammen, die Frau bereitet ein Schnitzel vor welches der Mann dann ist und während er es isst gibt die Frau dem Mann einen Blowjob (Natürlich kann es auch ein Mann mit einem Mann machen und die Frau mit einer Frau)
„Heute ist der Schniblo-Tag, ich muss noch ein Schnitzel kaufen“

„Ich habe es zum Glück schon gestern gekauft muss es nur noch zubereiten“
Schniblo-Tag by prkjsh February 14, 2019

Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.
Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

Schnibble 

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!
Schnibble by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009

Mr. Schiller 

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
Mr. Schiller by Dureiz March 24, 2011

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014