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Nickname of endearment for someone that is funny and smart with the best intentions. A Schniz often finds themselves over explaining out of love for not hurting anyone’s feelings. The most caring type of person.
Michelle was over explaining to someone that she meant well and was all love so the rest of us yelled, Schniz!!
Schniz by RoPoMama August 19, 2023
1. the word used in replace of 'thingy', when you cant remember what something is called.
2. mint, choice, the shit
3. if you like the word use it anyway you like.
1.pass us the schniz, whats that shnizz? or plurell, pass us the schnizes.
2. that is the shcniz!
3. grab me a schniz burger
luke: you dressing up tonight?
Matt: yeh just schnizzen it up!
Schniz by Matty Boi (Adel) August 22, 2008
Schniz is a sexual act when you are playing a battle royale game, preferably Fortnite, and also masturbating at the same time.

To get "schnizzed" is when you are getting a blowjob whilst playing fortnite.
Guy 1: You down to play fortnite

Guy 2: Nah, just solos today. I'm gonna schniz

Guy 1: Fuck You
Schniz by 8ty May 11, 2024

schniz-nit 

A combination of shit and snot, which, if you're slapped hard enough up side the head, you'll lose some of both.
"If you don't shut the fuck up, I'll slap the schniz-nit out of you!"
schniz-nit by NWRainman January 10, 2021

shaved schniz 

A shaved female pubic area. Shaved pussy.
With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.
shaved schniz by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Schizophreminist 

Someone, most commonly a female, who misuses the feminist label to push a paranoid agenda which is based off fictional concepts of oppression against women. Schizophreminists often find alleged sexist oppression in any medium, ranging from video games to tampons and bras through the most ridiculous processes of cherrypicking while ignoring the bigger picture.
Schizophreminists give a negative name to legitimate feminists who are fighting for equal rights by hiding behind the feminist name and complaining about the actions of most male activities by calling them acts of "patriarchal oppression" and "rape culture" while attempting to make the terms synonymous with men through words such as "mansplaining" or "manspreading". Schizophreminists suffer delusions of oppression while ignoring actual female oppression in the world such as within third world countries or the lower class and is unfortunately becoming the face of modern feminism.
Feminist: "Men are of value to our society and we should recognize that"
Schizophreminist: "All men are monsters created by patriarchy who cannot control their urges to rape and kill
Feminist: You m'am are a misandric schizophreminist
Schizophreminist: LOL Misandry doesn't exist but patriarchy does and it is holding us all down
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