vonTrips's definitions
A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.
Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.
by vonTrips August 29, 2009

With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009

A mental condition characterized by an habitually uncritical and reverential attitude towards the personality, words, and actions of Barack Obama.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009

As I took my seat in the theatre, I noticed that the auburn-haired woman in front of me had a particularly well-defined weaslenut.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009

A male homosexual. A shortened derivative of a vulgar term used to describe a male who engages in a particular type of homosexual sex act.
Joe always suspected that James was a boofer, and he knew for sure when he saw James emerging from a gay bar last Saturday night.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009

A short, odorless, basso-profundo fart. Also, the act of emitting such a fart. Usually considered vulgar. Named after the Roman Catholic theologian Leonardo Boff.
Someone on the elevator let out a boff just as the door closed. A man in a business suit said, "All right, who boffed?"
by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Female breasts that are of moderate size. "Polite tits" are noticeable and may contribute to a nice figure, but are not so large as to attract the attention or interest of hard-core "tit men" or to become the subject of breast jokes. Polite tits may attract your attention, but they don't demand it.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
