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to projectile squirt uncontrollably from one’s hozzschnozzle
don’t do that, babe!! i’m gonna schnizz—“
schnizz by Gambit Gooner February 26, 2025

the schnizz 

(noun) A word of Scottish origin. Anything impressive or pleasing.
That shirt is the schnizz, Brian!
the schnizz by bigfatnobody November 10, 2004

fo schnizz 

An expression of excitement, boredom, disgust, anger, or other's stupidity/incompetence.
Ken: Fo schnizz! I just got a high score on Alien vs. Predator 3!
Emily: Fo schnizz, dude.
Georgina: That alien fight scene was so fo schnizzin' disgusting!
Ham: Why the fo schnizz are you caring about Ken and not me?
Lara: Fo schnizz, Ken. Fo schnizz.

Schnitzel Toe 

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.
Schnitzel Toe by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

schnilzer 

Another name for a water bong.
Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.
schnilzer by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008