Definitions by 8ty
Consensusbait
Something (a movie, show, book, ad, etc.) that is deliberately made to appeal to widely accepted public opinion or "common sense" morals, not because it's genuinely interesting or original, but to farm easy agreement, likes, shares, and money.
Guy 1: How was the movie?
Guy 2: Pure consensusbait. The entire message was to promote not smoking cigarettes but everyone knows they're bad.
Guy 1: But people still do it, and so do kids
Guy 2: Fuck you
Guy 2: Pure consensusbait. The entire message was to promote not smoking cigarettes but everyone knows they're bad.
Guy 1: But people still do it, and so do kids
Guy 2: Fuck you
Consensusbait by 8ty April 6, 2026
Egg
Someone whose brain is severely underdeveloped — extremely slow, naive, and lacking basic common sense or awareness for their age. They come across as if they never fully matured mentally and are still operating at an early, childlike level of thinking.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend admitted she’s been talking to her ex and hiding messages for weeks. I’m fucking pissed.
Guy 2: Just trust her more, bro. She’s probably just being friendly.
Guy 1: What the fuck? You're such an egg.
Guy 2: Just trust her more, bro. She’s probably just being friendly.
Guy 1: What the fuck? You're such an egg.
Denicuck
A person (usually a guy) who is told or suspects that his girlfriend is cheating or doing shady shit behind his back, but aggressively denies it — even when the evidence is obvious. Unlike a classic cuck who gets off on watching, the denicuck gets a secret thrill from staying in denial and coping hard, pretending everything is fine while deep down he might actually enjoy the humiliation or the delusion.
Guy secretly talking about his friends: "Bro, she’s been sneaking out every weekend and coming back smelling like another dude, but he’s still a full denicuck swearing she’s just ‘hanging with friends.’"
Zipper Style
A professional coitus act where a person. preferably a surgeon, cuts down the middle of the stomach and proceeds to ejaculate onto the guts.
If not a surgeon, pretending to cut down the gluteal cleft and proceeds to aggressively butt fuck her laying down (This is not doggystyle)
If not a surgeon, pretending to cut down the gluteal cleft and proceeds to aggressively butt fuck her laying down (This is not doggystyle)
Guy 1: How's Medical School?
Guy 2: Ehh i only went into it so i can preform zipper style
Guy 1: I would do that too
Guy 2: Ehh i only went into it so i can preform zipper style
Guy 1: I would do that too
Zipper Style by 8ty July 3, 2025
celtard
when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy
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Reverse Mongolian Butterfly
A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.
Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle
Man: Perchance, a RMB?
Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
Man: Perchance, a RMB?
Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
Reverse Mongolian Butterfly by 8ty May 11, 2024
Schniz
Schniz is a sexual act when you are playing a battle royale game, preferably Fortnite, and also masturbating at the same time.
To get "schnizzed" is when you are getting a blowjob whilst playing fortnite.
To get "schnizzed" is when you are getting a blowjob whilst playing fortnite.