schnizen
schnizen by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
schnitzengruben
schnitzengruben by Lizard March 10, 2004
Related Words
schnitzengezungenhuyden
John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.
schnitzengezungenhuyden by Svensticles February 26, 2009
Scheizentoggle
Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.
Also useful as an exclamation.
Also useful as an exclamation.
"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."
"Scheizentoggle!"
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."
"Scheizentoggle!"
Scheizentoggle by Jlighter August 28, 2013
schnitzengruben
schnitzengruben by anonymous May 29, 2021
Schizenhaumer
1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.
2) very stupid name for a butler.
1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?
Schizenhaumer by Daniffer October 17, 2005
schnitzengruben
In the context of Blazing Saddles, she is asking if he would like to drill/dig/carve another hole. That's why she is holding a rather large German sausage when she asks "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
In other words, she wants to fuck again!
In other words, she wants to fuck again!
schnitzengruben by hausFrau February 25, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026