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Schnitzelfritz 

When you shit in your pants at work and everyone knows
Ahhh crap I schnitzelfritzed again
Schnitzelfritz by Shitzzel November 22, 2021
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Schnickelfritz 

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)
Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!

schnitzel fritz 

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.
Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!
schnitzel fritz by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015

schnickelfritzs 

The term, "schnickelfritz," used to be a commonly used term, in place of the word "thing." it is derived from two ancient words of the ancient Babylonian and Mesopotamian languages; schnickel and fritz. A schnickel is a popular ghetto term for a monetary unit of exchange used in the United States, the nickel, worth 5 cents. A fritz is a popular, but not so popular term for a broken down German soldier. It was a piece of American military slang during the times of WWII. "Schnickelfritz" is now an unpopular term used by the almost-but-not-so-cool teenagers of s-dub. It won in a popularity contest against the word offie, and then lost in the meaningless banter in the WB network's Gilmore Girls, and is now used as a light insult to random, unsuspecting people who think it sounds schway.
"Did that nice guy with a cute dog just break up with you last night?"

"Yeah, he's a schnickelfritz."

Schnitzel Fritz 

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.
That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.

schnickelfritz 

"The art of finding golf balls, lost by other golfers, in the rough and taking them as your own.

The most profitable way to play golf.
Jim "Hey, Jono, what are you doing in the bushes over there?"

Jono "Dont mind me, im just schnickelfritzing and looking for ducks"

Schnickelfritz 

When you swap out a high item for a lower quality one because nobody will ever know the difference.
Did you schnickelfritz the Grey Goose for the Sobieski?

People keep coming up saying their Patron tastes like triple sec, I think the bar back schnickelfritzed the wrong bottle.
Schnickelfritz by Happekitty June 8, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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