Schnatties 

Huge breasts, large breasts, great looking breasts, any set of great looking breasts on a woman.

Wow, look at those schnatties on that one.
Can I get two tickets to schnattiville please?
That woman has some massive schnatties.

Schnatties by tracer200 May 15, 2009

schnatter 

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

schnatter by slagitor November 1, 2013

Schnottlesalt

When a minger blows their nose into a tissue and then proceeds to inspect what they have produced. The snot tends to be stringy and a rather gross green colour. This tissue maybe used up to three hundred times before being disposed of.

Ewww! Have you seen Holly schnottlesalting over there in that corner!?!?!

Schnottlesalt by JBT March 26, 2008

Schmitties 

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021

john schnatter-face 

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

john schnatter-face by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

schmitties 

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

schmitties by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmitties 

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

schmitties by livvinlife February 7, 2019