Schmuffles 

Big squishy hugs.

I love you so much. Come here and let me give you some schmuffles.

Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.

Schmuffles by Schmufflestein August 17, 2015

Shuffles deck, draws card 

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

Shuffles deck, draws card by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

Shuffles Gonzalez 

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

Shuffles Gonzalez by street whizard April 8, 2009

schnuffle luffle 

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

schnuffle luffle by schnufflehead August 5, 2009

Schmuffle Bag 

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

schnuffle by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007

schmuffle 

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

schmuffle by J gleason July 25, 2008