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schmorge 

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.
Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!
schmorge by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

schmorge 

when u r in the shower and u r usin one of those scrub things and u scrub off a layer of ur skin. the dead skin comes off and u can make it into different shapes
yesterday, my schmorge clogged up the drain so bad that i had to toilet plunger it.

dude! get ur schmorge off the shower walls!
schmorge by deshawn williams May 11, 2009

schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
schlongage by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

Smorgage Braud 

Used to describe a single woman that posses every possible attractive feature imaginable, or a group of women that share a variety of attractive features among the group.
Plural: Smorgage Brauds
Wow, do u see that Smorgage Braud at the party last night!?
Smorgage Braud by thesilverbullet February 10, 2010

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.
Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!
Schmorgalot by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010
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