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Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
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Schmootzin' 

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such
Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*
Schmootzin' by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

schmootz 

The floor was covered with schmootz
schmootz by Liana June 15, 2003
my schmoot is big
Schmoot by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022

schmootie 

Anything you want it to mean. Mainly another word for people. You choose the context you want to use it in
"That's his schmootie." That's his girlfriend
"Look at these schmooties" Look at all of these people
schmootie by Deacon Fam June 3, 2008
Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.
Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.
schmoot by Schmarzen March 17, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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