Schmoot

my schmoot is big
by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022
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Schmoot

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.
Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.
by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020
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schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.
Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.
by Schmarzen March 17, 2004
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schmoot

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.
Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.
by swamp cookie January 13, 2008
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schmoot

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe
Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.
by Curtis Thirteen December 13, 2010
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schmoot

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!
by Schmoot66 July 11, 2008
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what da schmoot

an exclaimation or question to be used instead of what the fuck or what da five
when he saw how ugly his boots were he simply replied "what da schmoot!"
by DCNYREPRESENTA December 11, 2008
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