Schmoot

penis

my schmoot is big

by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022

Schmoot

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020

schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

schmoot

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

schmoot

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

schmoot

The coolest person in the room!

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

by Schmoot66 June 30, 2008

what da schmoot

an exclaimation or question to be used instead of what the fuck or what da five

when he saw how ugly his boots were he simply replied "what da schmoot!"

by DCNYREPRESENTA December 18, 2008