Schmong

To fuck up, or obliterate; to hurt severely

If I see Kevin today, I’m gonna schmong his ass!

by CamBrodian February 02, 2018

schmong

Placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. Typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or associates. Coined in Tempe, Arizona in 1993.

I can't stand that effing SchmongTech computer!
Ugh. That guy's a total schmong.

by B.J. Black August 11, 2006