by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021
Get the Schmongler mug.A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
Get the Schmoigle mug.The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008
Get the schmingle mug.The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
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a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
Get the schmogerty mug.Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
by Nightsprite November 21, 2005
Get the Schmoinger mug.A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
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