Schmongler
Schmongler by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021
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Schmoigle
A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
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schmingle
The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008
Schlonger
The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
schmogerty
bull crap, lies, untruth
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
Schmoinger
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005
Schmoigle
A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
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