2 definitions by CamBrodian

To fuck up, or obliterate; to hurt severely
If I see Kevin today, I’m gonna schmong his ass!
by CamBrodian February 2, 2018
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On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.
Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day
by CamBrodian April 17, 2018
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