Schmoned
I got so schmoned last night
Schmoned by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012
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Schmondler
Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.
Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.
Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.
Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"
Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
schmowned
It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.
an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!
schmowned by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010
schmoney
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Ass Schmoner
One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
(usually in a German accent)
Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
Ass Schmoner by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
Schmonda
A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.
“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”
Schmonda by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022
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